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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

somebody give me a pep talk

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inspirational

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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thechamberofsecrets:

white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines