WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready
white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste
hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines