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holyghoul:

im just a human bean

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

continuants:

thx soulja boy for the important reminder

continuants:

thx soulja boy for the important reminder

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

pemsylvania:

EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A ROBBERY *tries to take pen chained to desk* FUCK